Even the best fall down sometimes.
i-n-w-e-e-d:

bloody hell, just do it

i-n-w-e-e-d:

bloody hell, just do it

sextactular:

excuse me while I go cut myself over the fact it’ll never happen for me

sextactular:

excuse me while I go cut myself over the fact it’ll never happen for me

That awkward moment when your “friends” don’t invite you to something.
bikinis-and-salty-h-a-i-r:

my future baby<3

bikinis-and-salty-h-a-i-r:

my future baby<3

Guys wear the pants in the relationship, but girls control the zipper,